
(815): i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with you really was a good decision.
(1-815): we should persue a relationship

(815): i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with you really was a good decision.
(1-815): we should persue a relationship

(936): You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper’s clevage and said “Keep this warm for me.
(1-936) atleast she kept her promise

(706): We can talk tomorrow when we’re both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now. (1-706): Where’s it at?
(706): In your shorts.

(858): Kinda felt bad though cuz he whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch

(757): I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped…I might still be drunk

(304): nothing says platonic group sex like empty bottles of wine and candles
(304): and an apartment with a run down sofa
(304): life is good

(618): Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.

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